Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.
by Booty sweat energy February 09, 2020
When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown February 24, 2011
The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
where you move your king to the other side of the board in order so confuse your opponent soo much they squirt
by twink muncher November 15, 2022
by bruhlarke September 02, 2022
by Your're being a fart knocker February 03, 2022
When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)
by Bo-Shan July 25, 2015