Three Snapper

One who is so gay that they snap in a z-formation, usually three times. Almost always uttering uh, uh, uh, or something of the like; in sync with the three snaps.

Landon: "Dude that guy must be gay, no straight man wears pink skinny jeans."

Drew: "Well duh that's a three snapper."

by CardiganVneckBoy December 07, 2011

Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 27, 2021

snapper dan

a very skinny man with no calves

wow that dude is skinny with no calves he must be snapper dan

by grace slayyywood September 13, 2022

The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.

It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!

by Tray007 August 14, 2018

Snapper Snatch

A snatch that is super snappy

I was walking down the street and I heard my snapper rumble as I laid my eyes on a spunky guy....I thought to myself my snapper is HUNGRY, its snapper snatch time!!

by Miss Sunshine Puff July 29, 2021

puffer-snapper

some one who wants to be a stoner but is not one normally losers with no money take this roll to get friends

That party was lame, the puffer-snapper showed up and started acting stoned.

by Austrage18 April 24, 2009