Tonkchaser's definitions

nonferrous snapper

When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.

We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.

by Tonkchaser April 8, 2021

nonferrous snapper

When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.

We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.

by Tonkchaser April 8, 2021

Ambush

When your significant female sits on your face before noon (a.m.).

I was in bed at 9 this morning and my wife ambushed me. Sweet.

by Tonkchaser December 20, 2021