deep in the sheets

The act of being more than 3 sheets to the wind drunk

Every time Gary Cooper comes back from lunch he is deep in the sheets :)

by MoneyQueen October 17, 2017

salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Shit sheets

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

by Wicked Mainah July 26, 2016

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Press sheets

When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.

GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.

by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020