Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 10, 2023

purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

by Pippathecat June 01, 2014

karate sheets

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

by rckem February 14, 2014

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 24, 2004

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 04, 2015

salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 08, 2017

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz November 01, 2018