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Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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Santa Claude

An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.

The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.
by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010
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Meli santa

Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body

she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.

Many men dislike her catty personality

She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you

She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.

She is simply a living example of female supremacy

When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate

If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa
by Senior maddie September 28, 2022
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santa banter

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter
by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016
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Santa Claus

A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
Santa claus Is a very spoiled person
by 223s908 December 3, 2019
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Santa's lap

A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!
by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018
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Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.
Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.
by jdmartin September 25, 2015
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