Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Cole Palmer

Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold

Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?

by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024

Arnold Palmer

A half marijuana, half tobacco cigarette

Hey Ricky can you pass me the rest of that Arnold Palmer I want to get the cold spins.

by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025

palmer

the best person ever

person 1: they are the best person ever

person 2: must be a palmer

by barry big bum February 22, 2025

Holly Palmer

a handjob

"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"

by hollypalmer24 May 7, 2024

Walter Palmer

An american hero who on the fourth of July weekend of 2015 terminated the terrorist cat known as Cecil, a member of the lion family who supported Al-Qaeda and held flag burning rallies.

"May 2nd, 2011: hey we got Osama Bin Laden they must have sent Walter Palmer in!"

by Not from a jedi January 4, 2021

Palmer

A beautiful girl who is always smiling. She is the happiest person you will ever meet and if you have her in your life never let her go. Even though she may not be the smartest and spelling

Palmer is a amazing friend she stopped me form crying

by Cider October 17, 2018