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seat 21

seat 21: child masterbated seamen most likey referenced when talking about a school bus
oh my god you did not just seat 21 on the school bus why didn’t you wait till you got home to watch hentai
by SEAT 21 May 22, 2022
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3 seat

One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat
Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic
by Greenos October 29, 2019
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love-seat

Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
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ejection seat

Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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ejaction seat

The seat that you masturbate in.
Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.
by brostradamusmandudechill March 3, 2011
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Seat warmer

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.
Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.
by Jurmy February 8, 2020
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Morning Seat

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.
by viDesi March 13, 2009
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