Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

The best match player

Sam

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

MATCH TAN

Richest guy in Singapore with multi millions properties.

Match Tan is the Realtor in Singapore who owns multi millions properties.

by Match777 November 22, 2021

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.

She has mix match kids.

by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024

match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!

Are you Match fit for the pitch?!

by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023

pissy match

when two people go off on each other, yelling and one uping each other, for no common goal expect being pissy.

Jenna and Britt just got into an hour pissy match.

by carter6 July 24, 2017