Bitch lasagna

Someone who is a mothafuckin hoe and gets on your nerves alot. Perot

I called her a bitch lasagna... I'm grounded now.

by XxxdoubletapxxX February 25, 2020

bItCh LaSagNA

A medical condition experienced after the over-utilisation of sub-bots.

So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some—

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they're just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajamas
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!

- Pewdiepie, 2018

by Meerkat645 September 1, 2019

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

Lasagna Enhancement Organization

A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.

Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"

"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"

by CoomChaliceTheII August 20, 2024

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t

I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna…

by Veezer February 18, 2022

bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat

A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.

by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022