Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.
by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019
Get the Shuffle Itismug. The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
by 420BBQ@DQ May 4, 2015
Get the OG-itismug. A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.
There are no known cures.
There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
by DCA1981 August 5, 2022
Get the lazy-itis-otismug. When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.
“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”
by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025
Get the Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)mug. by so i think i'm queen elizabeth October 25, 2008
Get the lostit-itismug. The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird
I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....
Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary May 5, 2018
Get the relation-itismug. The acronym of "Istituto Tecnico Industriale Statale" (translated would be "State Industral/Technical Institute").
The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).
After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).
If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.
The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).
After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).
If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.
The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
Carlo: Where do you study?
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
by Str1kernaut August 22, 2019
Get the ITISmug.