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dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.
A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.
by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014
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Gash-Factor

- Females flushing tampon down toilet clogging septic system.

- Dude getting kicked out of his own house because of girls night.
-“Stupid bitch, I told you a thousand times not to flush tampons down the toilet, gash factor”!
- Man, whenever those girls get together, it’s like, “gash-factor” times 10.
by 3DDD Dina 777 October 20, 2020
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The ZQ Factor

A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.
John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.
by UrbanDictioner69 January 26, 2015
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middo factor

Pints of beers drunk in one night/Weight in kg * 10
Middo factor is 0.5 you lightweight
by Netty-Swobb February 15, 2020
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Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021
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Lickability Factor

Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.
I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.
by briantbilane November 19, 2009
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pissification factor

The act of being very angry to the point of doing bodily harm to someone.
by mangokoolaid August 20, 2011
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