A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
Get the HP Instant Inkmug. squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.
performance on humans has shown mixed results
performance on humans has shown mixed results
by shoetaster June 25, 2022
Get the dip pen inkmug. An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.
The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
by GenericJohn June 20, 2018
Get the Ink-Onksmug. a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Give The Printer Some Inkmug. COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
Get the Ink poopmug. by kayden dick April 22, 2024
Get the inkmug. When a man ejaculate's into a woman's eyes, then promptly leaves the house while she is temporarily blind.
Duncan completely inked Stacy last night, she was still on her knees when he bolted out of the door.
by bunkybunkster October 25, 2022
Get the Inkmug.