Hard Fork

When one uses four fingers to lift an ass Booty cheek, to satisfy a itch or airflow from the ass Booty crack.

Dude: "Don't mind me, just going to a quick hard fork, got a bubble fart that will not pop."

by Chojitacos February 15, 2019

Forking Government

The process of splitting governance development efforts into two or more separate governments.

We should be forking government with the Libertarians, Progressives, and Conservatives all agreeing to disagree and split into competing ideological voluntary communities.

by MaxwellMurdoch December 3, 2020

Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"

by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021

COM / fork

best fifa player in his house... plays in the sweatest div in the world div 12 plays against sweats like tigey in every game ...his best player in his starter team was hwang oni-chan.. packed pulled the goat hardecky that is in every pack he opens ( i think hardecky has a crush on COM) and stoichkov is the GOAT THE GOAT .. TODIBO CARRIES HIS DEFENCE THAT ARE IN SHAMBLES

COM WINS EVERY GAME BECAUSE HWANG ONI CHAN IS THERE ... (COM) 1.5 MILL is alot

(tigey) 1.5 mill is nothing

(vidal) im gonna black mail EA to get a new card
(ibra) stfu fraud
(tigey) 8-2

(bayren) is that bayren vs. barca

(mrmoto) ayew is the goat
(COM) i agree
(wolves) to the ucl (thats the owner dont mess with him)
COM / fork

by COM the trader April 3, 2021

fork union

a tiny town in between charlottesville and richmond virginia where fork union military acady (fuma) makes up 98% of the population and the other 2% work at fuma. it is the defition of hicksville it might be one of the owrst places to be from or in.

Fuma cadet 1: Let's walk into town.
Fuma cadet 2:What town!
Fuma cadet 1:Fork Union.
Fuma cadet 2:Like i said what town?

by Chris Ferguson 1 January 9, 2007

Brazilian Fork

When a woman takes a dick in all three holes simultaneously.

Me and my buddies gave her a Brazilian Fork. I fucked her in the ass, "Mark" fucked her in the pussy and "Luke" put it in her mouth.

by Snizzoop January 12, 2008

Rusty Fork

Having you penis in your partner's ass while simultaneously having your index and middle finger in the ass as well.

Chet: So I was balls deep in this girl right, and I totaly gave her a rusty fork. It was sick and awesome at the same time.

Saddam: Man that shift is fucked up, iv'e defiantly got to try that!

by saddamchet May 11, 2011