Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
Get the Brass Handcuffsmug. by jaykay1984 February 27, 2024
Get the Brassmug. Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.
I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.
by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016
Get the Brass handrailmug. by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021
Get the Brass Monkey Syndromemug. When a closet serial killer with an attitude problem decides the police's job wasn't enough, so decides to commit murder and satisfy his own perverted desires, thinking he can justify it because the victim of his homicide was a criminal.
"Johnny gave the guy who was deemed not guilty by the justice system a brass verdict! Who would have thought you could get away with murder if the victim was accused of a crime?"
by Sprig of basil July 27, 2023
Get the Brass Verdictmug. A member of a group people who focus on 3 main things. Religion, culture and politics.
- religion is focused around waluigi and nut luigi, there is nothing better than an ultra nut.
- culture is primarily memes and a sad mix of hentai and anime, nothing some bleach can’t solve.
- politics are centered around pointless elections for pointless positions in this pointless world for pointless reasons... help me.
Many times a brass knight can be spotted by his:
1. Inability to do anything right
2. That’s pretty much it
Insults you can call a brass knight: brASS knight, bKYS, sass knight... ect.
- religion is focused around waluigi and nut luigi, there is nothing better than an ultra nut.
- culture is primarily memes and a sad mix of hentai and anime, nothing some bleach can’t solve.
- politics are centered around pointless elections for pointless positions in this pointless world for pointless reasons... help me.
Many times a brass knight can be spotted by his:
1. Inability to do anything right
2. That’s pretty much it
Insults you can call a brass knight: brASS knight, bKYS, sass knight... ect.
A normal brass knight encounter:
Man A: *messes up something*
Man B: “hecking GILBY, fix my waluigi shrine this minute or I’ll drown you in anti-memes and anime.”
Man A: “okay, okay... you don’t have to be such a brASS about it...”
Man A: *messes up something*
Man B: “hecking GILBY, fix my waluigi shrine this minute or I’ll drown you in anti-memes and anime.”
Man A: “okay, okay... you don’t have to be such a brASS about it...”
by MimoBK January 24, 2018
Get the Brass Knightmug. That funky monkey
by anonymous May 21, 2024
Get the Brass Monkeymug.