John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"
Daniel: "What do you mean?"
John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
Daniel: "What do you mean?"
John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
Get the Chronic Targetermug. A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)
by NihMunel December 9, 2023
Get the Target Tryhardmug. Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
Get the Edging Targetmug. by Kattwilliams45 October 27, 2025
Get the Target runmug. 1
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
Get the The Target Situationmug. by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018
Get the clay targetmug. Why are your kids targets?
Hym "Well, you are using your kids as a pretext to undermine, take, or outright ignore people's right and it made them a target right their. And it isn't their mental health or me telling them to do it. It's just YOU. I can be better than the fucking cripple and you doing this is going make your kids a targets and you've likely already used what you're doing to get more of them killed than you would ever admit. I'm not being worse then that retard. You need to make these fucking breeders let it go before YOUR kids pay for THIER rights abuse."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
Get the Targetsmug.