My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
by Racerx504 May 18, 2019
Get the Shrimp cocktailmug. by MrMcgee November 26, 2013
Get the shrimp paperclipmug. The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018
Get the Shrimp Toemug. The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.
by RustyShacklefordML July 20, 2017
Get the deveining the shrimpmug. A person who trys to do thier best
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016
Get the Salty Shrimpmug. My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.
by Ripasf420 July 2, 2018
Get the Lil shrimpmug. A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"
Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!
Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!
Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!
by Carlos Hathcock, USMC September 20, 2012
Get the Shrimp or Friesmug.