Beast Rider

A type of sigma who cranks his hog on the southern streets of America making liberals shit their pants

Dude I heard that guy cranks his hog and tears up the southern street asphalt, he must be a Beast Rider

by among us balls October 21, 2021

town rider

a guy who has had sex with everyone in the town

damn dude stop being a town rider and save some girls for the rest of us

by kenny dimes August 20, 2010

vagina rider

Man whore; a guy who sleeps around with a lot of girls.

"That guy is such a vagina rider."-Girl #1
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2

by oreokorspesplash September 12, 2010

scatter the riders

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

Tip Rider

A woman who's all on a Mans jock, kissing his ass, wanting to ride his tip.

"Damn Son!! This trick keeps blowin up my cell and I want no piece of that. I'm sick of these Tip Riders"

by Twi-zan July 30, 2008

KOBE RIDER

Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.

COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.

KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.

COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.

KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.

by McRick_ September 16, 2008

Gay Rider

The development of misunderstanding the Free Rider problem.

Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.

See information failure

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 March 19, 2004