Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Piper

Piper is an amazing girl and she’s very funny. She has brown hair and brown eyes. Piper is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.. Yes she does has a little bit more energy then anyone I know but I still love her. She’s very caring and sweet:)<3

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: That’s piper she’s the best!

by urmomlovescheese May 8, 2022

Piper

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with a female.

Oh, George is such a piper.

by SuckOnMyMuffin December 13, 2018

Piper

slut that likes fat kids with glasses and isn't loyal will cheat on you for any black guy.

Piper-slut that likes all kinds of men like black men and fat kids with glasses.

by Nigger_DIldo April 11, 2017

Anti-piper

Its a deadly Disease that is easily spread and you can die from it

Wow I am feeling anti-piper today

by Meawesomecoollikeme June 17, 2022

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020