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Cam Newton

The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.
Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton
by The Real Marian Webster November 14, 2019
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Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.
I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.
by Kal8el November 21, 2016
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The drag queen name of your physics professor
"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
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scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.
Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"
by The1BigGoon June 5, 2017
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Cam Newton

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and
by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020
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Cam Newton

He won't be forgotten even if he disappeared, but he went with the prettiest team of the 2000s over the Cardiac Cats. That was fucked up.
Cam Newton wanted to go to New England, he wanted to win again.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle
She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her
by S-T-G December 5, 2011
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