by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024
Get the Sir I’s-A-Freak Newtonmug. a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
Get the puce newtonmug. by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021
Get the Paul Newtonmug. That one guy who obsesses over pop culture and Star-Wars. Reasonably good at school however can be irritating. Will no doubt give you extra math homework.
by RogueG June 20, 2019
Get the Joshua Newtonmug. by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
Get the Cam Newtonmug. An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.
Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.
Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.
Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!
Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.
Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.
by Thatboinona December 29, 2023
Get the A Newtonmug. Cam Newton was the most successful Panthers quarterback so far by one season in terms of trips to the playoffs, and in terms of having the best record, and a few other mindless statistics for the people that actually have a desire to measure somebody, but in reality he wasn't the only quarterback to ever be successful in Carolina. Some people remember a guy named Jake Delhomme who wasn't bad at what he did. Statistics don't really make one guy better than the other, people loved them both for a while, then they disappeared, and that's how it goes. Most people don't put a lot of importance on statistics or measures, any more than they do status. The shoes of Cam Newton will be the hardest to fill of the Panthers recent quarterbacks, that is certain.
Cam Newton was an excellent quarterback while in Carolina, and not everybody would make a successful quarterback. You can do things other people can't, and they can do things you can't, that is reality. Nobody has to turn into or emulate Cam Newton to do well as a quarterback, that is the point. Cam Newton is Cam Newton, Jake Delhomme was/is Jake Delhomme, and the next guy is the next guy, that's it.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Cam Newtonmug.