Wet Mop

when a male ejaculates into the hair of his partner as a means of punishment or humiliation

"Laugh at my penis size again, and I'll give you a wet mop!"

by Yatzee! September 28, 2008

cum-mop

A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.

When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Dry Mop

When you go to the beach and get your nuts all sandy and then go home and rub your sandy ass nuts all over your girls face.

"I'll be right back, I'm goin to the beach then you about to get a dry mop, DAMN!"

by Nick McJesusman and Tom McCrackaracka April 5, 2005

MOP UP

The act of having sex with a female in doing so you have cleaned up her mess of a life

Did you {mop up? guy: yes i moped up the mess that was stephanie 4 times it was a god awful mess

by Swagglenuts June 16, 2016

Dolly mop

A person, usually a female, that is willing to perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs or alcohol.

That girl is just a dolly mop, if you get her high, she'll get you off.

by SugarDaddy1974 August 29, 2015

Lady Mop

Female sanitary napkin , or tampon. What you give your guy friend when he is being a dubLB.

Hey bro, you need a lady mop or what, jeeze.

by The messenger7 February 21, 2013

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014