Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.
Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.
by Hammerpounding December 9, 2014
Get the Lumberjackingmug. Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
Flye raiser - hey!!
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022
Get the Lumberjack Lewismug. Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020
Get the Russian Lumberjackmug. When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
by MrTastie November 16, 2016
Get the Sleepy Lumberjackmug. Carrot softer - uhhhh ehhhhh ummmm who is that guy, uhhh ehhh ummm who ask lot of question? He is annoying, he annoying
Rally ralan - that’s lumberjack Lewis! Don’t disrespect him like that
Carrot softer - uhhhhh ehhhh, up APC, up APC
Rally ralan - that’s lumberjack Lewis! Don’t disrespect him like that
Carrot softer - uhhhhh ehhhh, up APC, up APC
by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022
Get the Lumberjack Lewis!mug. a synonym for `an average Joe` or `hilly-billy`
the term lumberjack can be used as such a synonym because lumberjacks, like almost everyone else, are hard-working everyday people
by Sexydimma September 21, 2014
Get the lumberjackmug. When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
by aiwefal April 29, 2025
Get the Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjackmug.