Lasagna (noun):
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
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After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
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