Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.
John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"
Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"
John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"
John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
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The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.
When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.
by Cruned July 13, 2023