Fountain Valley

A city in nothern orange county. Let me say that this city is the most boring out of all of orange county. There's practically nothing to do in FV. Bunch of Asians and Latinos live there overcrowding apartments. Snobby people, food from 35 years ago. Not to mention it's a lower class area. Boring and low class.

Abigail: So where do you live billy?
Billy: I live in Fountain Valley CA
Abigail: Oh ummm... isn't that the most boringest city in OC?
Billy: .....
Billy: Yeah I'm a boring and simple person with no class. Thanks for asking.

by Midwestbg90 August 22, 2019

queef fountain

When someone queefs and they queef out urine, poop juice, or vaginal juices!

1) My hoe had a queef fountain and i slept in the wet bed

2) In history i had a queef and it turned out it was a queef fountain

3) If you ever run out of water (ex. mexico) find your local queef fountain.

by Harpo shqueefer November 18, 2006

Fountain of youth

When, after shooting a load of cum inside a girl, they squat above you and express it into your mouth

"I have a funny taste in my mouth today because I did the fountain of youth with my girlfriend"

by Shartywaffle69 November 7, 2019

Fizz Fountain

When you put soda in your butt and shake it around until fizz squirts out.

Billy wants to drink from my fizz fountain

by BigJak May 8, 2008

Roman Fountain

The act of urinating into your partners anus and them farting it out at least 4 inches into the air.

Chad loves receiving a Roman Fountain from Andi .

by ChadLovesAndi...Hard September 7, 2016

Chocolate Fountain

When someone ingests laxatives and proceeds to lay down and angle their butt upwards defecating on themselves.

I was constipated Saturday so I took laxatives and did a chocolate fountain for fun.

by Papa Pale October 25, 2016

Fountain of Youth

The fountain of youth can only be defined as filling a tub with your (and possibly your friend/ family's) semen, only to bathe in it

Guy 1: Dude I just swam in the fountain of youth and look at my skin!
Guy 2: I wanna try that. Think you can help me fill it up?

by The brotherhood of cum May 2, 2016