Falcon Punch

1. Trademark move of Captain Falcon from the Super Smash Bros game, first seen in F-Zero series.

2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"

1. Did you see me pwn that link asshole? You dont fuck with the falcon punch man.

2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.

by Filashme February 10, 2008

FALCON PUNCH

A move that Captain Falcon(f-zero series) uses in which deals a great deal of damage to the opponent.A fiery falcon appears when the move is used, hence the name"Falcon Punch!"
It is not a teen pregnancy solution. It is just a very powerful punch.

C.F:You better not get back up on this stage!
Link:Hyaah(up b)
C.F:That's it!FALCON PUNCH!
Link:AAAHH!
Announcer: GAME

by 07 Pilot Captain Falcon March 30, 2008

ass falcon

1. a super supreme jerk wad.

2. one who participates in ass flaconry.

dag yo, tito is such a fookin' ass falcon.

by xoxota April 23, 2008

Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.

Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.

by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009

Blue Falcon

A general Marine Corps term, meaning "Buddy Fucker". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the "Buddy System", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.

Sgt Petey knew Sgt B would be arriving soon, but instead chose to leave without him..."What a Blue Falcon!"

by Sgt B April 16, 2008

Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021

perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').

While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.

by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021