by Cliford September 25, 2005
Get the diving boardmug. When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.
Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.
by keyshawnnnnnnnnnnn January 24, 2017
Get the Scuba Divingmug. Did you see Mark five dive Briget at the hazing. Yeah, he really white knukeled it with no hang ups.
by Funkywhitemonkey33 October 2, 2018
Get the Five divemug. Folks employed in the industry who live a hedonistic and fun loving lifetsyle who's nights are full of trashy antics, drunken shenanigans and wild fornicating, but by day appear top be respectable dive instructors. Usially a dive master or instructor.
Tourist "I've paid $5000 dollars for a week in cayman, and there's an unconscious drunkard laying naked on my balcony"
Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"
Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"
by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008
Get the Dive Trashmug. perusing articles on the website Wikipedia, usually without realizing the amount of time spent, often jumping from article to article, following hyperlinks and covering a wide variety of topics
"I'm sorry I missed your call yesterday. I spent 3 hours wiki-diving and neglected to answer my phone."
by GBdB December 16, 2008
Get the wiki-divingmug. When one gets super drunk, complains about their leather, and falls down the stairs demolishing an inanimate object.
Did you hear about Bobby last night? He was super drunk, came upstairs complaining about his leather, and the person who stole his couch spot. Next thing we knew he was stair diving downstairs. I feel bad for the shoe rack.
by madj42 January 4, 2011
Get the stair divingmug. It is a marijuana smoking technique that involves several awesome, yet simple, steps. It certainly increases your "high" and drunkenness exponentially. To be performed with two participants.
1) Inhale marijuana (Do NOT exhale yet).
2) Take a hearty gulp of your beer/ shot/ alcoholic beverage.
3) Create a shottie tunnel (a.ka. just link fingers together to create a tunnel)
4) Exhale into said tunnel.
5) Inhale the exchanged smoke.
6) Exhale back into tunnel and quickly inhale again.
(If you are adventurous, take another gulp of alcohol.)
7) Exhale completely.
1) Inhale marijuana (Do NOT exhale yet).
2) Take a hearty gulp of your beer/ shot/ alcoholic beverage.
3) Create a shottie tunnel (a.ka. just link fingers together to create a tunnel)
4) Exhale into said tunnel.
5) Inhale the exchanged smoke.
6) Exhale back into tunnel and quickly inhale again.
(If you are adventurous, take another gulp of alcohol.)
7) Exhale completely.
Person A: "Yo, dude, wanna do a Claire-Dive?"
Person B: "Why didn't I think of going Claire-Diving tonight?! HELL YEAH!!"
*Both participate in Claire-Dive*
Person A & B: "Woahhhhh, I am so perfectly stoned, satisfied, happy, and drunk right now...."
Person B: "Why didn't I think of going Claire-Diving tonight?! HELL YEAH!!"
*Both participate in Claire-Dive*
Person A & B: "Woahhhhh, I am so perfectly stoned, satisfied, happy, and drunk right now...."
by joydrop143 November 7, 2011
Get the Claire-Divingmug.