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Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021
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COVID GUILT

When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.
A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.
by Latin dad January 5, 2022
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COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.
Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.
by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020
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Covid Rich

The state of receiving, gaining, or having a steady source of wealthy financial funds, or having items or products to make you financially wealthy because of the cause of the Coronavirus or Covid-19. This state can come about being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and or Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. This includes essential workers who have employment and are getting paid extra funds known as "hazard pay"
"I will buy your drink, I am covid rich."

"Did you hear Jennifer has been living the high life because she knows how to sew and sell masks? She got covid rich"

"John has a works at a Target and they are paying him $2 extra an hour. He is working extra hours and he can't go spend his money at the bars, so he's become covid rich."
by Cruzzer2 June 29, 2020
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COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.
I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.
by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020
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The Covid fuck

When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.
Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.
by professor PNG November 13, 2021
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