cal

an extremely trustworthy and kind person. they usually are huge softies for close friends and partners. avid liker and user of deez nuts and sex jokes. they will always be there when you need them most and will happily help you with anything you need support with. cals are typically extremely short but have a large personality

person 1: whos that?
person 2: oh thats cal!

by calsbitch June 9, 2021

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal

sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man

Girl: hey what’s your name
Cal: Cal
Girl: woah i wanna have babies with you

by FatherCal June 24, 2020

carly and cal

the are the perfect couple ever, same height, and they will get married and go to the same college

Carly and Cal are perfect together !

by guavapoop December 10, 2016

Mefa Cal

An alias of the Wu-Tang clan member: Method Man.

"Mefa Cal, puttin' niggas back in ICU.

by Inspecta Deck July 19, 2009

Cal

Doesn’t hate Maya

Maya’s bestfriend is Cal

by maiyxh January 6, 2022

CAL-Like Behavior

A "CAL-Like Behavior" refers to an interest and fixation to a certain ungodly degree towards a certain body part or fetish.

He exhibits a CAL-Like Behavior looking at that elf ears.

by CertainUnscientificMagicalGirl September 14, 2025