When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.
Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.
My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.
My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.
by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020
Get the COVID Squeezemug. The state of receiving, gaining, or having a steady source of wealthy financial funds, or having items or products to make you financially wealthy because of the cause of the Coronavirus or Covid-19. This state can come about being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and or Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. This includes essential workers who have employment and are getting paid extra funds known as "hazard pay"
"I will buy your drink, I am covid rich."
"Did you hear Jennifer has been living the high life because she knows how to sew and sell masks? She got covid rich"
"John has a works at a Target and they are paying him $2 extra an hour. He is working extra hours and he can't go spend his money at the bars, so he's become covid rich."
"Did you hear Jennifer has been living the high life because she knows how to sew and sell masks? She got covid rich"
"John has a works at a Target and they are paying him $2 extra an hour. He is working extra hours and he can't go spend his money at the bars, so he's become covid rich."
by Cruzzer2 June 29, 2020
Get the Covid Richmug. by AlienDavid-19 April 7, 2020
Get the Covid Armmug. When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”
by MathPlus June 29, 2022
Get the Covid-🤝mug. My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020
Get the covid closedmug. The weight you gained during covid lockdown. Sometimes it’s in pounds, but for some people it’s in kgs.
by anaherself January 28, 2023
Get the Covid-50mug. When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.
Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.
by Fasters September 18, 2020
Get the Covid-🎲mug.