bonk

im so ga haha bonk

also im shorter yeah
by definitely not stepcho March 13, 2022
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bonk

when the bonk patrol fight the horny
1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"
by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021
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Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone
"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022
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bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis
oh bro we did bonk filter
by bonkfilterdoer June 08, 2020
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bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.
He is bonking.
by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023
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Bonking

Making oneself enraged targeted at the aggressor personally.

Furious mad
Man you’re really bonking me off!
by Epic Publishing June 14, 2020
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Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.
1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
by KokoDragon July 12, 2020
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