(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist
(n.) Friend of smokey
(n.) Friend of smokey
He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.
Somkey and the arse bandit.
Somkey and the arse bandit.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.
This movie is pure madness.
Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.
by Jomce M. Yag September 04, 2015
by Hippotankus June 06, 2019
Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.
by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019
Someone who is extremely depressed to the point where they cut themselves and make barcodes. (Without anyone trying to buy them)
by Antman457 March 21, 2021
Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."
Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."
Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."
by Knob Rob October 03, 2006
The act of stealing girls nudes on Snapchat and posing as them on onlyfans to get money or showing their boyfriends their “loyalty”
by SnapchatBandit September 26, 2021