A skirt so short it more qualifies as a large belt. Usually impossible to wear with discretion and almost guaranteed to provide incredible upskirt views to anyone patient enough to wait just a little.
I saw this cute chick in the mall wearing a skirt so short I got all kinds of awesome views of her panties while she was shopping. My cock got so hard I had to go to the restroom and take care of business thinking about that "maxi belt" she was wearing.
by Mickeymysterious1 April 25, 2009
Get the Maxi beltmug. by guitarjoe52154 March 17, 2003
Get the bejeezers beltmug. The unpleasant dilemma arising when one relieves oneself, only to discover that in the process they got a little bit of shit on their hand and thus is reluctant to buckle their belt. Said person will, in most cases, opt to wash his or her hands before touching his or her belt. As a result of the hand washing when they do buckle their belt the moisture left on their hands is transferred to the belt, making it wet.
Dude, I was just leaving a mud monkey when I got a little bit of shit on my hand so I resorted to wet-belting.
by wet-belter January 1, 2012
Get the Wet-beltingmug. i. Girls who wear skirts so short they could be mistaken for belts.
ii. Girls who generally dress and act like sluts. And act al hard.
iii. Girls who do not speak with correct english but instead use all types of terrible slang.
ii. Girls who generally dress and act like sluts. And act al hard.
iii. Girls who do not speak with correct english but instead use all types of terrible slang.
"Oh gosh look at that belt girl's skirt, could that go up his ass any higher?"
"Darn't Look A May Lark Tha" Said the belt girl in such a heavily accented voice that nobody could understand a word she said.
"Darn't Look A May Lark Tha" Said the belt girl in such a heavily accented voice that nobody could understand a word she said.
by Endraia July 16, 2008
Get the Belt Girlmug. it is when some girl is wearing pants (ie. jeans skirt) and thereis a roll of fat hanging over the edge. This gives the illision that the fat is actually a belt...... something very gross
hey dude!! that chick has a hella fat belt what grossness
MY EYES THEY BURN FROM HER DISGUSTING FAT BELT
MY EYES THEY BURN FROM HER DISGUSTING FAT BELT
by Rhys the coolio October 31, 2005
Get the fat beltmug. A dance belt is a special garment, like a jockstrap, that male dancers wear so their cock & balls don't show in tights.
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
Get the dance beltmug. The same as a cock block, just for women. This usually occurs among twins or a group of awkward females. A male that can hit on both parties during a chastity belting gains manliness instantly.
Mari(twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: 'sup Mari
Sarah (twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: Oh erm, hey guys.
Mari: Wanna hang out tonight?
Sarah: Yeah, hang out with us!
Ethan: Wait, which one....?
Mari: Sarah, don't Chastity Belt me!
Ethan: 'sup Mari
Sarah (twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: Oh erm, hey guys.
Mari: Wanna hang out tonight?
Sarah: Yeah, hang out with us!
Ethan: Wait, which one....?
Mari: Sarah, don't Chastity Belt me!
by starfurmachete February 14, 2010
Get the Chastity Beltmug.