When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
by Eskeeetit February 13, 2018
A level of anger where your body can't be controlled anymore and a person exhibits the physical signs of anger, such as clenching your fists, your heart racing, and your body temperature rising.
by Yourtypicalnerd6556 December 02, 2016
by I may or may not be a straight March 07, 2018
When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
by Sir Captain Happy Pants December 17, 2015
When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up
by Wenlock January 29, 2018
When you previously hooked up with someone and decide to engage in sexual intercourse with bubble tea pearls. You drink bubble tea as you you hit it from behind but during your final thrust you choke on the pearls and fire it at the back of their head. They should turn backwards and pull a jarf to finish the moment off. Like Pea shooters in Plant Vs Zombies.
Bertram: Hey did you see what Hubert did last night?
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!
by CRAPABURGER mckhehghaye January 05, 2019
An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..
I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
by Snootamaker November 27, 2018