Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019

Ted out

The action in which somebody over thinks something to the point of tedding up. (The resultant action of tedding out in which someone does something stupid and messes up).

From the show How I meet your mother.

Did you see Ben Ted out over Becca?

by MysticMeg March 4, 2018

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

lil ted

Someone who peaks early and then becomes a pathetic person later in life

Lil bow wow, lil ted, I can't tell the difference.

by Lil Ted February 17, 2017

ted don

Ted don is the urge you get after drinking a can of doctor pepper making you want to eat the can after to get all the taste and flavour out of your money

Bro i bought a can of doctor pepper last night and totally ted doned it

by Mr rando 69 January 12, 2023

teddy ted

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.

That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

by Astroflo July 8, 2023

Ted Cruzin

Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.

I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.

by Catch7 February 18, 2021