Techno Dance Party 

An uppity private school event at which 98% of those attending are totally and completely wasted, shit-faced, and moshing to techno music.

1:Hey, how many people got caught at the techno dance party?
2:Oh, you were removed? Was it because of the techno dance party?

Techno Dance Party by William Berry February 7, 2009

Techno Rap 

Techno rap is a term which defines popular anime music in a rap with technobeats which tends to correspond with cartoons or are affiliated with japanime. Music genres like Gorillaz and MCchris, and Lika MC usually define techno-rap. Blondie has started this genre with her hit 'Eating Cars' lyrics to the song Rapture. This genre gained popularity in the 80s. Certain songs from groups such as the Pixies or bands like the Pil can be defined as techno rap as well.

technorapraptechnotechno raptechno-raprapping-techno

Techno Rap by anon76889 March 25, 2010

Techno Handjob 

An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.

I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob

Techno Handjob by Waffles818 January 21, 2011

Techno Swinger 

The act of switching to different technology at ones will to keep up with growing technological trends.

Switching between electronics between a day and a month.

Throwing away old technology like a PC and getting a Mac then buying another PC relizing that all your friends are using a PC.

A: You get that new Alienware laptop?
B: Nah I'm fine with my Vaio, I'm not Techno Swinger

A: You think this Mac is gonna make me look like a Techno Swinger?
B: considering that you just baught a PC yeaterday? Hell yea

Techno Swinger by Tbagged69 December 12, 2010

techno-tard 

noun
tek-noh-tahrd
a person with inadequate technological skills, not proficient with computers and/or other technology

Bob: I crashed my damn computer again!
Steve: Jeeze, you're such a techno-tard dude.
Bob: I know I think I repel computers!

techno-tard by rougeposter February 28, 2011

techno-tard 

anyone who has absolutely no knowledge of modern technology

he couldnt even figure out how to switch on his monitor....what a techno-tard

techno-tard by adz[FF] February 2, 2008

Techno Snobbery 

The miss use, abuse, or complete shunning of technology, either hardware or software, that is easy to use; also used to portray an attitude toward those who do use same.

Tina practices techno snobbery when she won't even look at an iPod.

Techno Snobbery by Techno Robert October 24, 2008