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Tebow-Tearing

When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.
"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"

"Haha, classic jackass!"
by aightman January 12, 2010
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Tebowsheen

The Act of winning for good or evil. One who can do no wrong, only Win!
Dude paul got pulled over but got the cops number! She let him off, now he's going to get her off!

He always Tebowsheen's.
by B2U December 18, 2011
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Anti-Tebow

The lack of having self-confidence. Not believing in yourself or your team. Being a detriment to a situation, instead of the solution. Being a Hater. A modern day Antichrist.
The kicker missed the extra point. He was the Anti-Tebow. That guy was so negative, put me in a bad mood he was the anti-Tebow.
by GhettoLifeCoach January 20, 2012
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tebow'd

another term for aborting a fetus
my girl go knocked up so I used a coat hanger and tebow'd that shit
by pro choice February 7, 2010
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Tebow

To mislead a suitor only to leave them at the altar in humiliation and disgrace
Wow, Rich Rodriguez sure TEBOWED Alabama today!
by TIGERinATL December 11, 2006
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Tebow

The act of praying to god in a knee position after you have done something terrible.
To Tebow, rest your left leg on the ground and put your right leg out and bend your at a 90 degrees then rest your left arm and lay it across the center of your right thigh take your right arm and bend it to where it looks like your flexing then take your eblow and place on your right knee and take your right hand put in a fist and lay your head on it.
You just shot your best friend then you had sex with has girlfriend in has bed and got her pregant then left her, then he Tebow to god and all is forgiven.
by Countryflower June 15, 2012
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Tebowsexual

The sexuality of straight men who are waiting until marriage to lose their virginity.
Guy 1: Man, Tim wouldn't have sex with that hot girl. WTF?
Guy 2: He's a Tebowsexual.
by ifmod January 11, 2012
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