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pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.
"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
by geezitron December 9, 2009
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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Spice Tart

US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.
That freaking spice tart took up two spaces with her black Range Rover outside of Starbucks.
by 248Observer January 2, 2008
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
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dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014
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Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.
That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!
by Mak attack October 19, 2020
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