School Tarded

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills

Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.

by peake19 June 1, 2011

f'tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

That f'tard just drove away from the gas station with the gas pump still stuck in his car!

by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

Tard Anon

Someone who follows Qanon posts and LARPs. These people are frequently idiots who believe in unfounded conspiracy theories and make absolute fools of themselves being loud about it. Any attempt at conversation results in them calling you a shill or r-tard

These "Tard Anons" follow DJT as a messiah.

I was lurking on a Qanon board and it was full of "Tard Anons"

by QTurdStomper April 20, 2021

Tard-Tacular

Retardedly Spectacular = Tard-Tacular.

You are one fucking tard-tacular shit head.

by Mike's Lil' Elf April 22, 2003

TardDex

A Harvard Business School concept used by Weeresinghe & Co Management Consultancy to assess the innner strength of your business.

The metrics is

(number of retarded employees)/(number of these retarded employees who been promoted).

As you approach 1 you reach Operational Retardedness

"This quarter we hit a Quarter on Quarter 100% increase in our TardDex quotient. Lets invest in subprime!"

by cwurzle January 20, 2009

Tardbert

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.

Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.

by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

by Meetah April 19, 2010