beaver trapper

Lesbian, often one who prefers turning heterosexual women into cracksnackers.

Gina's a beaver trapper? Funny, I always thought she was a cock jockey.

by Jake Thistle April 16, 2007

burpin' your tupperware

A high pitched release of bodily gas from your anus

I can hear you burpin' your tupperware from over here

by Amanda Woods November 30, 2006

Tepper

Tepper is a great friend who will always have your back. Tepper is a precious girl so be careful with your Tepper! Tepper gets the finest guys- with good personalities. She has an awesome body and personality. Tepper is one of the coolest people ever!

Guy: Hey I met this girl, her names Tepper.
Guy 2: Like Tupperware?
Guy: No- Tepper.

by Alliegat January 10, 2022

can toppers

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

Coffee Tamper

a stubby metalic object that is quite similar to an anal but plug. its real purpose is the use in preparing a ht cup of coffee. however many beg the question, "do you use it before or after you prepare a hot cup of dark brown joe?"

tom loves loves his coffee tamper when he brews his coffee in the morning, his wife jane loves his cofee tamper when shes in bed.....

by CHYEAAA!!!!1 April 12, 2010

Nut-Tapped

Nut-tapped: When something taps your nuts you’re doubled over like a bitch.

My dog Nut-tapped me on the left & now I can’t breathe.

by PureEnergy82175 August 17, 2020

tupperware

A substance that enjoyed cult status in the 1950s and '60s, when hordes of women would gather in domestic settings to finger and fondle it at parties, often becoming rapturous in the process. It is said that, with the party reaching its climax, only the hostess would receive immediate gratification by being able to keep a bag of the substance, while the others could only look on in envy or become hostesses themselves.

Besides cockroaches, the only thing that is thought to be capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust.

Husband: Honey, I ran over one of your good plastic, resealable Tupperware storage bowls with my Hummer.

Wife: Don't worry dear. See, even after the punishment of your massive chassis, I can still get my lid on tight!

by MushMouth January 31, 2008