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Tampon snapback

When you're banging a girl from in the ass and the reach behind and sling a tampon to your buddy.
I hit my buddy with tampon snapback and it hit him in the face. Looked like war paint.
by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019
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The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023
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Butt tampon

The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole
The boy dropped his butt tampon during a soccer game on a humid day
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
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Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
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tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo
Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo
by Ace102007 April 22, 2020
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tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.
Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.
by kidfixie June 1, 2018
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Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.
Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!
by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020
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