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Talking Heavy

To talk heavy is not to be confused with talk but it has the same concept not to talk but to have the intention of not going out but to hang out and text that way
yeah me and him talk heavy but I don't like the fact that Nyla sat on his lap

we were talking heavy just to smash
by Ixxa Vibe October 26, 2018
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talking through a paper ass

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.
Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."
by ASmith June 11, 2006
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Talking Out Your Pussy

The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks.

When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole.
Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.

Example:
Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.

Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.

Medical Diagnosis:
The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.

Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.

‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.

Treatment:
*Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.

To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
Dammit Sally, If you keep talking out your pussy I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with cock again.
by Whafer Frisco Guson November 21, 2010
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Talking Back

A Phrase Teacher Say When Students Say something back to a teacher
"Go To Class" - Teacher
"No Mark My Test" - Student

Thats Talking Back
by LilMasky April 8, 2019
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talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up
Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.
by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009
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Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.
Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.
by rogerW November 8, 2009
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Talking to India

verb. When you're trying to find the answer to something, but whatever you try you can't find it. Derives from when you call tech support and you get some dude in India who has no idea what's the hell's going on.
guy1: did you ever finish your paper?
guy2: nah.. i couldn't find the last fact i needed
guy1: ah that sucks

guy2: yeah none of the websites i went to had it. it's like i was Talking to India
by duncboston December 7, 2010
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