Take a Kevin

The most disgusting bowel movement one can have.

My stomach hurts. I may need to take a Kevin!

by Bret Favre's Text Message October 14, 2010

Take a bullet

Like give your life for someone. Like if someone you love is about to get shot, you would jump in front of them And take the bullet.

Me in real life: I’d take a bullet for my bf anytime

by ClownEgirl August 5, 2020

take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.

John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.

by Telephony January 17, 2016

triple take

More extreme form of the double take. Usually happens when two people are trying to check each other out at the same time and keep making awkward eye contact.

You'd had to have seen this guy to appreciate how awesome it was that we both made triple takes.

by jacquimarri December 1, 2011

take a deuce

taking a poop, crap, shit

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.

by daynads July 2, 2009

take five

to take a short break

OK, Take five after this assignment.

by The Return of Light Joker August 10, 2010

taking the mickey

Joking, doing something without intent.

Making fun of someone or something.

A less offensive way of saying taking the piss.

"That was funny!"
Her prominent eyes swam with tears as she gasped for breath, staring at Ron. Utterly nonplussed, he looked around at the others, who were now laughing at the expression on Ron's face and at the ludicrously prolonged laughter of Luna Lovegood, who was rocking backwards and forwards, clutching her sides.
"Are you taking the mickey?" said Ron, frowning at her.
"Baboon's … backside!" she choked, holding her ribs. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

by Cassi S. August 6, 2005