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Chipotle Syndrome

A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.

Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.

3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos

in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
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Musician’s Syndrome

The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.
Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.
by Hope I. Nobands August 17, 2011
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players syndrome

When a guy is on the verge of going out with a a girl, but he has one or several other girls he plans to hook up with first and doesn't want tp ruin his chances by making one girl his girlfriend.
A: "Man Kelly's really pushing me to ask her out, but I want to hook up with Heather and Ashley first"

B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.
by C_Dizzle October 19, 2006
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Murdoch Syndrome

Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"

"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
by KeithRocks31 May 24, 2018
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HRA Syndrome

Hadu Ras Alla Syndrom - When a group of females manage to talk about several subjects at one time and create so much clatter and can annoy the most patient person alive to the point of insanity.
Bdejna dal ghodu bl HRA Syndrome
by Chalie Zozu August 7, 2009
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Larissa Syndrome

Being ridiculously sexy and sweet without any effort. A girl with Larissa syndrome is unaware of her condition. Having this condition may cause many men to approach her.
Guy 1: Damn! you see that girl with Larissa Syndrome?
Guy 2: Hell yeah definitely wifey material.
by fghjkdbnn April 1, 2009
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Forts Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
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