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unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
mugGet the unauthorised credit card swipemug.

nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner
I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose
by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015
mugGet the nut swipemug.

swipe up

"Dude u wanna swipe up on some mcdonalds later??"
"Hell yeah brother"
by bitchpilled March 24, 2024
mugGet the swipe upmug.

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.
I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!
by T91G March 31, 2022
mugGet the Swamp Swipemug.

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.
I matched with her during swipe and wipe.
by Eric PH November 7, 2020
mugGet the Swipe and wipemug.

meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area
You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you
by Meat swiper August 15, 2017
mugGet the meat swipemug.

Pinky Swipe

The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.
“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”
by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021
mugGet the Pinky Swipemug.

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