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serious shade

"Dang, they wouldn't let a veteran come in and rest their weary bones on Veterans Day? That's some serious shade."
by Manglo Munch November 13, 2016
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Saderious

An emotion often felt in sudden and random bursts of sadness about nothing. It's a mysterious emotion felt often in teenagers and adults. It's trigger is unknown, but can leave the person feeling down. When feeling saderious you may find more reasons to be sad which can lead to depression. Feeling saderious is controllable to a point and very difficult to contain.
As I was watching the movie a saderious feeling ran through me and then I just wanted to go home and cry.

My friend asked me what was wrong and I said I didn't know because I truly did not.
by angelic_wreck January 26, 2017
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serioushead

adj. Someone who can't understand sarcasm
A: LOL, I'm gonna cut my dick off if that happened
B: How will you consummate your marriage then?
A: Damn these seriousheads
by gskill November 1, 2017
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seriouslier

Term used when something is beyond the need to "take serious"
1:"Bro, I need to take this semester seriously or I'm f*****!"

2:"Nah man, you need to take it seriouslier"
by TnTDefines August 3, 2018
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seriouspost

(noun or verb) A non-sarcastic, high quality, and relevant post on an internet forum.

The opposite of a shitpost. Can sometimes be an effort post, although not necessarily. If a high quality relevant post is written to be sarcastic it's instead post-irony.
In an increasingly irreverent and irony-filled internet, a seriouspost is usually a return to common sense.
by AJNEVRO July 4, 2019
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serious page

this is a serious page so don't expect A JOKE
by Just do it man April 14, 2021
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Seriously Dirty Dave

NOUN:

The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.

Verb:

¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.

² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.

Metaphor:

The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.

You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life

and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
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