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suferiority

A moistened or slightly moist hand towel. Formerly considered a towlette. Adjectival form: suferior.
The suferiority of your mom got my pants moist.
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Alaskan Sunrise

when a girl is giving you head, you jizz on ur stomach she gets a mouthful of orange pop, you then punch her in the face making her spit it out. so the jizz is the snow and the orange and red is the sun
Last night i gave this bitch an Alaskan Sunrise
by Lethal Ewok June 14, 2011
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superica

a place in sag harbor, ny where people eat mexican food and get omalleyed every night of the weekend. mexican roadblock
person 1: hey did you see that guy rob the other night at superica he was so omalleyed they kicked him out forever. mexican ass fountain

person 2: yah i heard superica is a place where queers get drunk and do the mexican bowtie
by rameos April 1, 2009
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Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.
Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
by SepticHornet February 27, 2018
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Cajun Sunrise

When your partner or friend wakes up in the morning to discover a Cajun Steamer was delivered to them while they slept.
My roommate john was acting like such a jerk at the party last night we all decided after he passed out he deserved to wake up to a nice cajun sunrise compliments of they guy who just finished work at the mexican restaurant that night.
by adsyy February 25, 2010
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San Fran Sunrise

A horrifying act of anal penetration where the partner takes a lit candle and inserts it into the recipients asshole repeatedly
Gay #1- hey I just lit a candle

Gay #2- ohhh that's so romantic

Gay #1- now i'm gonna stick it up your ass! who doesn't like a San Fran Sunrise
by craigstand August 25, 2011
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Cream puff sunrise

When someone wakes you up in the morning by jizzing on on your face.
Guy 1: What's a Cream Puff Sunrise?

Guy 2: Idon't know, it just rolls off the tongue.
by penissliver February 1, 2014
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