Suck My muffin

Abrev : 'SSM'

An insult,

created by Daniel Roe and Sophy Mason on the 27th July at 11:56pm

Go and SUCK MY MUFFIN!

by Meowowowowow August 22, 2008

suck my dick nate

The stupidest Thing to ever say

Boy #1: suck my dick nate
Boy#2: fuck you

by Vvgb January 7, 2017

suck my toes day

on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.

june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day

by colnbebaln January 21, 2019

suck my dick riley

suck my dick riley

you can suck my dick riley

by riley sucks indians August 2, 2018

suck my dick backwards

sucking someone's area because they said something petty

you and your boyfriend can suck my dick backwards.

by braceface16 March 26, 2017

Suck My Sexy Love

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.

Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*

by Ookeay July 15, 2009

suck my big dick

Why the fuck do you look this up bitch. You don't have a fucken dick you piece of shit.

Suck my big dick fat ass.

by Fortnitebitch January 9, 2019