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Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.
I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.
by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011
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Closet Station

The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.
It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas
by m4m cstat July 9, 2009
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Grand Central Station

A sexual position in which a female has sexual intercourse with 10 men simultaneously. The female places her knees on the ground in a position similar to a four legged animal. 5 men get behind her, and 3 of them shove their cocks in her vagina and 2 of the men insert their cocks in her anus. In front of the women 2 men simultaneously shove their dicks in her mouth. In addition to this, 1 man places his cock in her right and and 1 man places his cock in her left hand. Finally 1 man gets underneath the women and inserts his cock between her breasts. After all the men are in position the women vibrates her body like an electrocuted horse until all members of the party reach climax and orgasm
Mark: Hey man, did you hear, last night I helped a couple of guys Grand Central Station Rachael!

Mac: Get out dude, that is insane!
by 4coolguys January 15, 2011
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Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary
"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."
by ArKiver January 12, 2008
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Hostel Situation

when "Shit Just Got Real" meets a homonym, you might find yourself in a hostel situation.

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I was reading the Urban Dictionary and when I read about "shit just got real" I knew he meant hostile situation ... and yet, hostel situation probably fits, too.
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As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007
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Surrey Central Station

Skytrain Station in Surrey. The Main Transit hub for most of the area's in the city. Along with the Skytrain station, there is also a bus exchange, with routes running all throughout surrey in a grid like fashion, (and a handful of "Frequent" routes running 15 every 15 minutes or better); plus a few routes serving Langley.

Many non transit riding patrons tend to make Surrey Central Station out as a center for crime and drug activity, and an unsafe place for people to queue for transit vehicles, partially do to the common perception of the downtown Surrey area in which it is located (also known as Whalley) as being unsafe.
Hey, meet me at Surrey Central Station in 15 minutes, we'll hop the skytrain and head down to Vancouver.
by sticky'n'sweet April 30, 2009
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