A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
Get the GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAWmug. A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person
I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.
by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023
Get the Straw manmug. Since your mouth down to your butt is a continuous tunnel humans can in theory be used as straws IE becoming a flesh Straw.
by Peter Peeler Johnson October 3, 2023
Get the FLESH STRAWmug. similarly to how you'd say a guy is "getting head" during a blowjob, the girl would be "getting straw". you know how you sip/suck on a straw? yea, it comes from that.
Girl A: kyle gave me the best straw yesterday. i almost suffocated.
Boy B: damn, that must've been good head.
Girl A: well it was definitely good straw.
Boy B: damn, that must've been good head.
Girl A: well it was definitely good straw.
by heph_ December 27, 2020
Get the strawmug. Someone who likes underage children, a pedophile. Straw's tend to have interest in 14-16 year old teenagers while being 20+
by Yessirski420 December 6, 2020
Get the Strawmug. by BrockTheRock69 January 24, 2016
Get the leaky strawmug. A fallacy in which an individual in an argument makes a wild accusation based on little, often irrelevant evidence in a moment of panic.
Derived from the term ‘Reach’ and phrase ‘Grasping At Straws’, as well as being a play on the phrase ‘Reach for the Stars’
Derived from the term ‘Reach’ and phrase ‘Grasping At Straws’, as well as being a play on the phrase ‘Reach for the Stars’
“After her position was proved untenable, Olive began to reach for the straws in order to discredit her opponent.”
by loverama99 January 30, 2024
Get the Reach for the Strawsmug.