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five dollar story

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."
John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
by Jamaica G April 13, 2008
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its a long story

a phrase when a person does not want to go into a certain subject; or speak of a certain matter.
Person 1:Hey I heard you in Jenny broke up what happened man.
Person 2: Yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:I'm getting tired of everyone asking that I don't want to talk about it what don't they get?
by Mrusername798 April 16, 2010
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shit stir

To delibritly cause trouble or an arguement by disagreeing with someone even though you think they are right.
John looks like he could do with good shit stir today.
by james chadima January 13, 2004
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Maple Story

Some stupid 2-D sidescrolling game. It's addictive without offering any satisfacting features. It's buggy (over years), ruled by narutofans (kiddies) and hosted by Nexon. Do I need to say more?

This game is like a big slum in terms of the community. You will find hacker, scammer and bots in the first big city. GMs and Support do not exist, or just at Nexons webpage - to fake security and gain new player. The community itself can be split into 4 groups and 2 categories: The young and the old, and the "n00bs" and the "high levels". There is nothing else. If you are not in a guild you're lost, because you will get KSed. There is no friendship there, anyone is struggling for some stupid ranks up. Because it is more important to get some ranks up among 1,000,000+ player.

There are lots of better games out there, but as long as there are dumb people out there playing this game, MapleStory will be the 'best'.

The so called "high levler" does not have to do anything, so they start to KS, (Kill Steal) in the earlier areas. If you wanna start a new Chara in MS, do not even think about it. Those 5 days untill the deinstallation of this crappy game can be spent on better free games.
Person A: Hey, you play Maple Story?
Person B: Yes, and I really do not know, why.

Person B: I think I will quit, because I saw anything and I crash often in the last time.
Person A: So you will quit my guild and my 2-year-friendship?
Person B: Yes, of course.
Person A: Oh..Okay. Can I have your equip?
by Cliff0182976 July 19, 2009
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stir

prison. romany word 'staripen', an immovable thing or place from which you cannot move, ultimately connecterd to the word 'stasis'
he's doing stir
by klidenengro January 30, 2004
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true story

I ate six Big Macs for lunch yesterday. True story.
by spiffy June 20, 2004
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Warm story, sis

by name used whatever November 10, 2011
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